• me when my team is winning: ÝÂÁÃĀÄĂĄÅŚŠŞ
  • me when my team is losing: friendly reminder that fifa is a corrupt institution ~{*o*}~

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

cooldudebro:

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

i worry about some of you

We’ll never know if those who reblog are those who worry or those who wonder

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fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

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"Do anything, but let it produce joy."
- Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass (via wordsnquotes)

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